So, you know how there is this conspiracy about the Jews, that we actually own everything and control everything? Well, I have a major issue with this. Problem is, I’m not in on it! If this really exists, I’m not a part of it. Will it be after a certain age that I’ll get a knock on my door – or an email in my inbox – telling me that I’ve reached my conspiracy bat mitzva and from now on I’ll be taken care of fully? I never have to worry about anything ever again?
Well, I better keep an eye out for mail, email or visitors. Wouldn’t want to turn away that visitor!
And meanwhile, I’ll keep working my four jobs to pay my regular bills, just like everyone else.
Shavua tov. :)