How hilarious. I just went to a kosher store to buy some kosher l’Pessach food.
The woman bagging my groceries said, “I’ll put the butter in a different bag from the meat.”
“Because some people like their meat bagged seperately from their dairy products.”
“No, no,” I said. “You can bag all my stuff together. And please rub the butter on the salami while you’re at it.”
“And you still buy kosher food?!” The woman behind me in line said as she gave me an appalled look.
I was so surprised that she took me seriously that I couldn’t even think clearly enough to answer her.